In this episode, Richard makes one final attempt to demonstrate that you can't go home again, especially when your home is now the property of Amazon. From California to Florida, Texas to New York, all over the USA and north into Canada, Richard has fulfilled his mission to make the world a better place. How did he do this by focusing only on North America? Look, whatever, Richard isn't a planetary physicist. He's a mischievous idiot with time to waste and an internet phone thing. What is it called? Seven years later, I still don't understand the technology behind the show. But this isn't about me, it's about Richard. He's not me. I'm someone else. Anyway, wow, seven years. Just like TNG and DS9. And yeah, Voyager also ran seven years, but no one in this quadrant cares about that show. Why am I talking about Star Trek instead of APCS? For one, no one really reads these show descriptions. And for two, no one really reads these show descriptions. I think I've proved my point. Look, if you are reading this, I'm not sure we have much in common. The world the way it is, and you're over there reading a prank call podcast episode description. I can't believe people like you exist. Okay, that was harsh. I have no issue with you personally. But if you represent the majority, society is finished. I wonder what the next dominant species on the planet will be. My money is on the dolphins. They're extremely intelligent, and can be very cute. Cuteness is important. You have to look good on camera or you'll never be in contention. Well, it's getting late, the studio equipment is packed, there's nothing much left to say. Quiet contemplation can be very enriching. And if the quiet becomes too much, you can always go back and listen to the last seven years of this silly show, over and over, like an unending dream. Silencio.

This episode is dedicated to David Lynch and the wonderfully weird worlds he created.

Thank you to my friend chrispy808 for being the "voice from another place", and making this episode wild at heart and weird on top.

Thank you to my friend rhonk for hosting the APCS archive. Your low level tech skills are appreciated.

My thanks to Rusty for creating the character of Papaw Maloney, and not taking me to court when I brazenly stole the name for the show. I assume Mike talked him out of it, so thanks to him as well. The Papaw pranks are some of my very favorite. Everyone subscribe to Snow in Southtown!

A very heartfelt thank you to Vista Blue for contributing some really kick ass songs to APCS over the years, including the three new tracks in this episode. Vista Blue making music for APCS was really something special.

My deepest gratitude and love to Olga for always being patient while I toiled away in the studio. Whether I was failing and miserable, or succeeding and grinning like an idiot, she was with me every step of the way.

And thank you, dear listeners. Without your laughter, emails, voicemails, and death threats, this all would have been slightly less fun for me. You're the best.

This episode includes numerous pieces of music and ambient sound. Here they are, in chronological order.

- King Richard Only Cries in the Rain by Henrik
- Tone by Dean Hurley
- The Last Episode of APCS by Vista Blue
- Diner by Angelo Badalamenti and David Lynch
- On High Now by David Lynch
- Mr. Roque by Angelo Badalamenti
- Mysteries of Love (Instrumental) by Angelo Badalamenti
- Haunting & Heartbreaking by Angelo Badalamenti
- The Beast by Milt Buchner
- Night by Angelo Badalamenti
- Papaw Maloney by Vista Blue
- Fred's World by Angelo Badalamenti
- The Elephant Man Theme by John Morris
- Rabbits Theme by David Lynch
- Frank by Angelo Badalamenti
- Archie Conquers Santa by Tree Flushers/Vista Blue
- Mulholland Drive/Love Theme by Angelo Badalamenti
- Heartbreaking by Angelo Badalamenti
- Electricity II by Dean Hurley
- Dark Space Low by Angelo Badalamenti
- Shadow by Chromatics
- Gordon's Dream by Dean Hurley
- Cute sleep breathing by my cat, Zen

APCS is also on the Internet Archive, because it will surely last forever: https://archive.org/details/anotherprankcallshow

In this episode Richard defies middle age by engaging once more in comedic irrelevancy. In a world where Amazon offers health insurance, Walmart employees wear body cameras, and trash covers everything from Mount Everest to the Mariana Trench, Richard refuses to surrender to the notion that life is a prank. Instead he soldiers on with prank call premises that are perhaps slightly less absurd than reality has become, but somehow even stupider. Is this new episode worth the wait? Should Richard have let this show recede into the dustbin of history, like his hairline, health, and positive view of the world? Perhaps these questions will linger, unanswered, for all time. Or at least until the grid goes down and APCS finally, blessedly, vanishes forever.

APCS is also on the Internet Archive, because it will surely last forever: https://archive.org/details/anotherprankcallshow

Opening and interlude song is Doomscroller by Metric, background music is from the Portal video games by Valve, closing songs are Exily Vilify by The National and Cara Mia Addio by Valve.

This Bonersode is not about the bunny. Is it about the bunny? No. It’s not about the bunny.

Opening song by Vista Blue, background music from the Twin Peaks soundtrack by Angelo Badalamenti, ambiance and sounds from Twin Peaks, closing song is Summer Moon by The Raveonettes.

In this episode denizens are de-aged, IQ is increased, and DNA is downloaded.

Special thanks to Chris B for mumbling into a microphone.

Opening song by Vista Blue, background music by Scott Buckley, closing song is The Cat with the Cream by Belle and Sebastian.

In this Bonersode Daffy Duck saves Cody's marriage, birds of a feather don't flock together, and I put a stop to illegal time travel.

Opening song by Great BIG Pete, background music by seven, closing song is Three Little Birds by Bob Marley.

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In this Bonersode a manager risks sexual harassment, there's danger afoot at the Burger King drive thru, and dreams don't mean anything.

Opening background music by Johnny Ripper, closing song is Kiss Me by Sixpence None the Richer.

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In this episode hopscotch is hated, raisins are ruined, and antifa finds the ones I love.

Opening song by Vista Blue, background music by Ozzed, closing song is The Trip by Still Corners.

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In this Bonersode frequencies disrupt my podcast, lights disrupt the climate, and reckless customers disrupt safety.

Background music by Ozzed, closing song is Is It Really So Strange? by The Smiths.

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In this Bonersode I stand up for women, a breathalyzer test leads to biblical revelation, and monkey business leads to mansplaining.

Background music by Bear McCreary, closing song is Bounce Your Boobies by Rusty Warren.

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In this Bonersode a doctor evades surveillance, a resident lives in squalor, and a tough guy spazzes out.

Background music by Henrik, background opening gibberish by my friend Craig "jarl_marx" Rhonkerson, closing song is Spazz by The Elastik Band.

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In this Bonersode trees need therapy, and files are all willy nilly.

Opening song and background music by Henrik, closing song is Satellite Mind by Metric.

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In this Bonersode I promote grocery shopping safety, CABAL monitors communists, and Verizon runs afoul of the chief of police.

Opening song by Vista Blue, background music by Ozzed, closing song is Somebody's Watching Me by Rockwell.

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In this episode a geriatric graduate is committed, Sandra Bullock inspires bullshit, urban explorers are unwelcome, and I defend my son with a dead zone.

Opening song and background music by seven, closing song is Honeybee by Steam Powered Giraffe.

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In this Bonersode tempers run high, Cody skins his knee, and Craig offers kisses.

Background music by Henrik, closing song is Riverside by Agnes Obel.

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In this Bonersode a lack of ice brings out a man's feminine side, I assert dominance in my new community, and meddling with a neighbor's Entersnet service gets rhonk thrown under the bus.

Opening song is the original Transformers theme, background music is from the Mass Effect series, closing song is I Hear the Ocean (When I Wanna Hear Trains) by The Wallflowers.

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In this Bonersode god revokes an internet license, and photons are inverted.

Background music by Johnny Ripper, closing song is Shortwave by Fastball.

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In this Bonersode Vista Blue gets litigious, the neighborhood is under peephole protection, Starfleet assists senior citizens, and Winston takes a bullet for Kroger.

Opening background music is the Seinfeld theme by Jonathan Wolff, closing song is Mexican Radio by Wall of Voodoo.

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In this Bonersode pirate radio broadcasts propaganda, Cody pouts over sock puppets, and people are peeved about playgrounds.

Background music by Henrik, closing song is Dark Saturday by Metric.

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In this Bonersode romance is in the air, mosquitoes are mandatory, and the town is prepared for anything.

Background music by Nicolas Jeudy, closing song is Calamity Song by The Decemberists.

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In this episode davenports are distributed, Will Smith gets me in trouble with the law, capitalism is cockblocked by communism, and the sun sets on the British Empire.

Opening song by Wannaknowmyname, background music by Ozzed, closing song is Bastard by Ben Folds.

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In this Bonersode I talk to people about the birds and the bees, the HOA does not tolerate crumbs, and the neighborhood is prepared for war.

Opening song and background music by Henrik, closing song is Art of Doubt by Metric.

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In this Bonersode health awareness goes portable, Vista Blue is aglitter, and a prank call premise is not always necessary.

Opening song by Vista Blue, background music by Henrik, closing song is This One’s Not about You by Vista Blue.

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In this Bonersode the mayor stops by, home sales fail on Redfin, and the city brings back the two dollar bill.

Background music is Clair de Lune by Claude Debussy, closing song is Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien by Édith Piaf.

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In this Bonersode my neighbors think it's ok to bother my cat, a dance recital is discouraged, rats are given no sanctuary, and political statements are made at the gas pump.

Opening background music by Kaki King, closing song is The Love Cats by The Cure.

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In this episode WebMD watches over the neighborhood, waffles and syrup determines friend or foe, Planet Fitness gets the blood pumping, and sleep is monitored by the Chief Medical Officer.

Opening song and background music by Vista Blue, closing and voicemail background music by seven, closing song is Future Foe Scenarios by Silversun Pickups.

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In this Bonersode I side with the working man, a naval battle breaks out on the lake, and an emergency phone leads to the usual menstruating.

Background music by Henrik, closing song is Memory by Mathilda Homer.

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In this Bonersode clerks are vexed by spinning eggs, price tags are tampered with, and big brother is baffled by blinking.

Opening song by Vista Blue, background music by Joni Void, closing song is Electric Eye by Judas Priest.

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In this Bonersode the county claims a helium bubble, derelict homes become points of interest, and Amazon once again disrupts Anytown, USA.

Opening song by Great BIG Pete, background music by Joni Void, closing song is Seattle by Jeffrey Lewis.

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In this Bonersode a condo is protected from all manner of apocalyptic scenarios, neighborhood security operates out of a garage, and Little Marky goes wild with a pickaxe.

Background music by C418, closing song is Rollin' with Saget by Stu Stone, D-Sisive, Jamie Kennedy, and Bob Saget.

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In this episode jars are rejected, triggers are tracked, and disclaimers are dispensed.

Opening song by Great BIG Pete, background music by kirneH, closing song is MLK by U2.

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In this episode a biblical tree leads to blasphemy, a crane moves condos, and a plumbing problem destroys an $8,000 driveway.

Opening song by Vista Blue, opening background music by kirneH, closing and voicemail background music by Ozzed, closing song is Let's Get Retarded by Black Eyed Peas.

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In this Bonersode the Minecraft movie begins filming, discarded bowties litter the beach, and propaganda circles the pond.

Background music by neves, closing song is Who’s That Man Walking ‘Round My Garden by The Wallflowers.

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In this Bonersode 3D printing is a waste, microaggressions are policed, and a deplatforming leads to a world of hurt.

Background music and closing song is Reboot the Mission by The Wallflowers.

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In this Bonersode a dirigible is refueled, a draft dodger is busted, and a HOMEOWNER thinks she can get away with blanketing the neighborhood in TV light.

Opening background music by kirneH, closing background music is Prelude in E Minor (Op. 28 No. 4) by Frédéric Chopin, closing song is I'm Still Here by John Rzeznik.

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In this Bonersode I scold late night snackers, do some more poop powered science, and set the neighborhood on The Golden Path.

Opening song by Rinse Prius, background music by Ozzed, closing song is Space Invaders by Pornophonique.

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In the season one finale episode, the HOA enforces public health, neighborhood security is upgraded, and the strike wave begins.

All music by Vista Blue.

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In this Bonersode a game show is filmed in the grocery store, a music video is filmed in the neighborhood, and the golf course is overrun with rude residents.

Opening song and background music by Henrik, closing song is Shut Your Mouth by Garbage.

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In this Bonersode the color blind are accommodated, Cupid's arrow soars, and freedom rings.

Opening song by Great BIG Pete, background music by seven, closing song is Blindness by Metric.

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In this Bonersode Africa is terraformed, and invisible homes lead to houselessness.

Opening song by Great BIG Pete, background music by Henrik, closing song is Hell by Tegan and Sara.

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In this episode Marky meets Mario, wind up teeth are left on my doorstep, and giant clamps protect houses from sciency things.

Opening song by MC AKA Mano 1, background music by Ozzed, closing song is YouCan'tHaveMeNow by Jen Winters.

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In this Bonersode women drivers are a safety hazard, I prevent the next mass extinction, and a subterranean weather experiment goes awry.

Opening segment is Weekend Update with Norm Macdonald from Saturday Night Live, background music is Whistling in the Wildwood by Vincent Lopez and His Orchestra, closing song is I’m Just an Old Chunk of Coal (But I’m Gonna Be a Diamond Someday) by Billy Joe Shaver.

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In this Bonersode residents pretend to be Navy SEALS, propaganda is spread at McDonald's, tachyon beams run amok, a celebrity causes a land dispute, artificial islands are constructed, and a whole bunch of other ridiculous nonsense happens.

Opening song by Great BIG Pete, background music by Henrik, closing song is Creation Lake by The Movies.

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In this episode traffic safety is stressed, IKEA gets into the home-building business, and Sandra Bullock makes a movie.

The opening and background remix of cody.no.name's APCS theme is by Randall B, closing song is Monday 8am by Kinematic.

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In this Bonersode a toilet is talked to, doo is denied, and fruit is a forgery.

Opening song by seven, background music and voice clips are from the Mass Effect series by Bioware, closing song is Black or White by Michael Jackson.

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In this Bonersode meat is moved, passports are printed, and a barfly is a boner jacket.

Background music by Henrik, closing song is The Dive Bar in My Heart by The Wallflowers.

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In this Bonersode taxes are adjusted for spatial anomalies, and grazing on farmland is a protected right.

Background music by seven, closing song is Charlie, the Methadone Man by Fastball.

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In this Bonersode dirty homes are dry cleaned, readiness drills are denied, and a creative shopper is coming.

Opening song by Great BIG Pete, background music is from Super Metroid by Nintendo, closing song is Move the River by The Wallflowers.

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In this Bonersode I defend my rose garden, neighborhood privacy is protected, and property values are faked with digital projections.

Opening vocal garbage by jarl_marx, closing background music by cody.no.name, closing song is A Life Worth Living by Vista Blue.

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In this episode things get entangled on the molecular level, sunken boats are recovered and rejected, and residents object to tourism in their neighborhood.

Opening song by seven, opening background music by Henrik, closing song is Lullaby for Binary Sleep by Expendable Friend.

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In this Bonersode I bust a money laundering operation, and once again do my best to protect the wildlife.

Opening song by totalsecond, background music by Nicolas Jeudy, closing song is Out of Breath by Silversun Pickups.

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In this Bonersode genders are swapped for budgetary purposes, and my neighbor won't quit googling me.

Background music by Henrik, closing song is Jo-Ann by The Playmates.

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In this Bonersode homes are insulated with garbage, and the HOA budget is wasted on frivolity.

Opening song by Great BIG Pete, background and prank call music by Vista Blue, closing song is All Summer Long by The Beach Boys.

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In this episode the economy is boosted with pop-up farmers markets, a boat is commandeered to clean up a chemical spill, and the HOA officially adopts its residents.

Opening song and background music by Vista Blue, closing song is Slow Burn by Kinematic.

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In this Bonersode new flight paths are established, shopping carts are not a toy, and mail is catapulted.

Opening song by Great BIG Pete, background music Henrik, closing song is Still into You by Paramore.

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In this Bonersode I attempt to bring balance to the Force, a blasphemer is busted, and prankemups are made by a guy in a tracksuit.

Opening background music is Afrikaan Beat by Bert Kaempfert and His Orchestra, closing background music by cody.no.name, closing song is It's Only a Paper Moon as sung by Frank Sinatra.

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In this Bonersode beaches are surveyed, and the housing crisis is solved.

Opening music by Henrik, closing song is Fast Car by Tracy Chapman.

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In this Bonersode home security is improved with visual puzzles, and photons are harvested from the core of the Earth.

Background music by Ozzed, closing song is Back Door by Fastball.

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In this episode I bombard the neighborhood with orgone energy, put a halt to grass genocide, and defend the otters.

Opening song, background music, and closing song by Vista Blue, voicemail background music by Ozzed.

In this Bonersode rain is collected and transmissions are blocked.

Opening and background music by Henrik, closing song is Don't Rush by Tegan & Sara.

In this Bonersode tax loopholes are exploited and living rooms are turned into television studios.

Opening and background music by Henrik, closing song is Bottom of the World by Emily Haines.

In this Bonersode customers haggle over half a pancake.

Opening song by Great BIG Pete, background music by seven, closing song is North by North West by Kinematic.

In this episode I sue for peace with the pigeon army, clear a ladybug infestation, and combat desertification in Africa.

Opening song and background music by Henrik, closing and voicemail background music by Nicolas Jeudy, closing song is The City Shines by Jen Winters.

In this Bonersode yards are ruined by lockers, wooden pipes, and a cadre of Maoists.

Opening song by totalsecond, opening background music is from the game Outriders, closing song is Start a War by The National.

In this Bonersode communicating with bats is frowned upon, CodyCo Laboratories does science with bubblegum, and the disabled are charged up.

Opening song by Great BIG Pete, background music by seven, closing song is Creep by Soap&Skin.

In this Bonersode residents sculpt frozen pool water, little Marky Valentine goes for a wild ride, and secret big pharma research is exposed.

Background music by Henrik, closing song is The Shark Fighter! by The Aquabats!

In this Bonersode a front lawn is the entry point for a space elevator, my neighbors don't like sharing electricity, and illicit bitcoin operations are exposed.

Opening song by Great BIG Pete, background music by Henrik, closing song is Mainstreet by Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band.

In this episode I prevent a water war, expand handicap parking, and raise all kinds of hell at a grocery store.

Opening song and background music by Henrik, closing song is We Are the Sanitation Department of Power Ballad City by Kinematic.

In this Bonersode boogers fly, a cat park is funded, and I'm propositioned by a crackhead.

Background music by seven, closing song is Sputnik Sweetheart by Project Orange.

In this Bonersode postal hoaxes are rebuffed, my microwave is broken by a witch, and a roof is adjusted so it aligns with the stars.

Background music by Henrik, closing song is In Your Letter by REO Speedwagon.

In this Bonersode I falsify diversity surveys, dig a potty cave, and place the health of my neighbors in the hands of a disabled doctor.

Opening song and background music by seven, closing song is Doctor Blind by Emily Haines.

In this Bonersode an inhaler is not a weapon, but balloons might as well be.

Background music and closing song is Black Balloon by The Goo Goo Dolls.

In this episode I install exhaust ports in front lawns, track residents with ankle bracelets, and enforce a strict dress code in the neighborhood.

Opening song by Rinse Prius, background music is the Canadian National Anthem and then some nonsense by Henrik, closing song is Today Is a Bad Day by Jen Winters.

In this Bonersode I protect the town water supply, and engage in sock socialism.

Background music by Rinse Prius, closing song is Whoomp! (There It Is) by Tag Team.

In this Bonersode I'm a capitalist to my bones.

Opening song by totalsecond, background music by Henrik, Iracopter noise by iregretjumping, closing song is Learn from Me by Jonathan Dimmel.

In this Bonersode my neighbors are turned into NPCs, replicants are mandatory, and Cody gets Inceptioned.

Background music is Piano in an Empty Room by Vangelis, closing song is Synthetica by Metric.

In this episode Cody resurrects in a Wi-Fi network, the garbage bins are foraged through for food, anti-maskers are outed, pop-up ads invade a home, an EMP is detonated to protect the electrosensitive, and poor Cody has his shed defiled.

Opening song and background music by seven, closing and voicemail background music by Henrik, closing song is Bandaid on a Bomb by Jen Winters.

In this Bonersode I disrupt illegal grocery hauling, and scold residents for trashing the neighborhood.

Opening and background music by seven, closing song is Blowin' in the Wind by Bob Dylan.

In this Bonersode garbage day is streamlined, and laundry day is desecrated.

Opening and background music by seven, closing song is Here's to the Losers as sung by Frank Sinatra.

In this Bonersode I practice fire safety, and the HOA is born to ride.

Opening song by Great BIG Pete, background music by seven, closing song is Motorcycle Drive By by Third Eye Blind.

In this episode Cody dies a hero, my animatronic reindeer go haywire, and the mall Santa brings holiday cheer to the neighborhood.

Opening song by cody.no.name, opening background music by Henrik and seven, closing and voicemail background music by Nicolas Jeudy, closing song is This Wall by Laura Helde.

In this Bonersode I patrol the parking lot and crack down on the club.

Opening song by Great BIG Pete, opening background music by Nicolas Jeudy, closing song is Reading in Bed by Emily Haines & the Soft Skeleton.

In this Bonersode I monitor the pool and let it snow.

Opening song by Great BIG Pete, background music by Nicolas Jeudy, closing song is In the Snow by Shirley Manson.

In this Bonersode I use ancient technology to create warp bubbles, disrupt gravity, and send neighbors phasing in and out of the spacetime continuum.

Educational clip by BBC Radio 4, opening song by Great BIG Pete, background music by Nicolas Jeudy, closing song is Speed the Collapse by Metric.

In this episode I construct condos, limit lavatories, and reflect rays.

Opening song and background music by seven, closing and voicemail background music by Nicolas Jeudy, closing song is The Letter by Jill Zimmerman.

In this Bonersode I accommodate smokers and scold bad neighbors.

Opening song by Great BIG Pete, background music by Nicolas Jeudy, closing song is Don't Let the Sun See You Crying by Nellie McKay.

In this Bonersode I fix up homes with holograms and keep Pam off the damn shed.

Opening song by Great BIG Pete, background music by Henrik, closing song is Helplessness Blues by Fleet Foxes.

In this Bonersode I defend neighbors from ne'er-do-wells.

Opening song by Great BIG Pete, background music by Ozzed, closing song is some garbage by that communist freak jarl_marx.

In this Bonersode I maintain peace and quiet.

Opening song by Great BIG Pete, opening background music by Ozzed, closing song is Devil's Cup by Silversun Pickups.

In this episode I see dead people, refuse delivery, and implement mandatory car sharing.

Opening song and background music by seven, after opening song by Henrik, closing song is Anyway by Laura Helde.

In this Bonersode I plant pumpkins, track tanks, and combat clones.

Opening song by Great BIG Pete, background music by seven, closing song is Vanderlyle Crybaby Geeks by The National.

In this Bonersode I drain lakes and pack boxes.

Opening song and background music by Henrik, closing song by seven.

In this Bonersode customers are dissatisfied with their cable company.

Bonersode theme by Great BIG Pete, background music by Ozzed, closing song is Connection by Silversun Pickups.

In this Bonersode I'm fed up with nosy neighbors.

Background music by seven, closing song is Vincent by Don McLean.

In this episode I'm sorry I dinged your car.

Opening song by Wannaknowmyname, background music by Henrik, closing song is Til the End of Days by Brady Harris.

In this Bonersode I inspect pipe.

Background music is the Forest Temple theme from Nintendo's The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, closing song is A Forest as covered by Bat for Lashes.

This Bonersode involves photons and napkin thievery.

Opening background music by Ozzed, closing song is Impersonality by The Goo Goo Dolls.

In this episode I help panhandlers hit the jackpot, show concern for the health of Walmart shoppers, and prevent some houses from floating away.

Opening song by seven, background music by Ozzed, closing song is Cities Song by Jill Zimmerman.

In this Bonersode I make peace between Russia and the United States once and for all.

Background music is Soviet March from the Red Alert 3 soundtrack, closing song is The Communists Have the Music by They Might Be Giants.

In this Bonersode I'm turned off by a racist, cursed out by an asshole, and pushed aside by "Mr. Biggs".

Background music by Brash, closing song is If Ever I Would Leave You as sung by Robert Goulet.

In this Bonersode technology runs amok.

Drop-kicking delivery bot is Dr. Tom Servo, background music by Henrik, closing song is Bluejeans & Bloody Tears by a bunch of smartypants nerds.

In this episode I defraud the government for disaster funding, update stool sample records, and fake a moon landing.

Opening song by Brash, background music by Henrik, closing song is See You Again by Kavi Jezzie Hockaday.

In this Bonersode what we know is a drop, what we don't know is an ocean.

Opening death threat comes from Dr. Tom Servo, background music is Goodbye by Apparat, closing song is What a Wonderful World as covered by Soap&Skin, hidden track is Partita for 8 Voices: No. 3. Courante by Roomful of Teeth.

In this Bonersode I rearrange the neighborhood garbage collection and develop an experimental battery.

Bonersode title comes from the insane ramblings of cody.no.name.

Bonersode theme by Great BIG Pete, background music is from Super Mario Bros. 2 for the NES, closing song is Call it Off by Tegan and Sara.

In this Bonersode I transport trash and map minds.

Bonersode theme by Great BIG Pete, opening background music by seven, closing song is Seasick by Silversun Pickups.

In this episode I prepare neighborhoods for sea-level rise, reject slave labor, and teach residents a thing or two about sustainably sourced housing.

Opening song and background music by seven, closing background music by Henrik, closing song is Streetview by Jill Zimmerman.

In this Bonersode I fluster folks for frequent flushing.

Bonersode theme by Great BIG Pete, background music is Battlestar Sonatica by Bear McCreary, closing song is No Lights on the Horizon by Metric.

In this Bonersode I scold neighbors for doing things with water.

Bonersode theme by Great BIG Pete, background music is from the N64 video game Perfect Dark, closing song is Lake of Fire by Meat Puppets.

In this Bonersode I prevent earthquakes with lots of water.

Bonersode theme by Great BIG Pete, background music is Metamorphosis One by Philip Glass, closing song is 90-Mile Water Wall by The National.

In this Bonersode I apprec- value the work of essential workers.

Bonersode theme by Great BIG Pete, background music by Henrik, closing song is Working by I Fight Dragons.

In this episode I radicalize the HOA, move entire homes into the forest, and teach the immortal science of Marxism-Leninism.

Opening song by Henrik, background music by seven, closing abomination is Ballad of Dr. Tom Servo by cody.no.name.

In this Bonersode I bring the miracle of birth control to the rural south.

Bonersode theme by Great BIG Pete, background music is from Blaster Master on the NES, closing song is The Night Has Opened My Eyes by The Smiths.

In this Bonersode I play around with the five senses.

Bonersode theme by Rinse Prius, background music by seven, closing song is Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses as covered by Garbage.

In this Bonersode I talk about myself while I listen to myself talk about myself.

Opening music is The Shredd and Ragan Show theme song, background music by Ozzed, closing song is Speaking Moistly by anonymotif and Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.

In this episode I help residents become oil barons, maintain proper hygiene, and enjoy tax exemption status.

Opening song and background music by seven, closing song is Distracted by Brash.

In this Bonersode I help people with a machine.

Bonersode theme by totalsecond, background music is from the Portal 2 soundtrack, closing song is The Help Machine by Fastball.

In this Bonersode my neighbors play with pogs and kick over LEGO.

Bonersode theme by totalsecond, background music by Henrik, closing song is Pogs & Slammers by Coast Modern.

In this Bonersode I reinforce homes with roll cages.

Bonersode theme by totalsecond, opening background music by seven, closing song is I Got You Babe by Sonny & Cher.

In this Bonersode the neighborhood gets fed up with me feeding them.

Bonersode theme by totalsecond, background music is from the Nintendo Wii game Fragile Dreams, closing song is Panic by The Smiths.

In this Bonersode I design domes and direct dreams.

Bonersode theme by totalsecond, background music is from the NES game Blaster Master, closing music is Broken Sleep by Agnes Obel.

In this episode I accommodate disabilities, practice socialism with toilet paper, and take out the trash.

Theme song and background music by seven, closing song is Mooncaves by STARMOB.

In this Bonersode I keep the public and economy safe and strong in these trying times.

Bonersode theme by totalsecond, opening background music is from Acoustic #3 by The Goo Goo Dolls, closing music is Yo-Yo Ma performing Coming Home.

In this Bonersode I support the disabled, and give a fraternity brother something to do first thing in the morning.

Bonersode theme by totalsecond, background music by Henrik, closing song is Talking Wheelchair Blues by Fred Small.

In this Bonersode I put a boot on it.

Bonersode theme by totalsecond, background music is from B.O.B. on the SNES, closing song is I Go South by Fastball.

In this episode I turn garages into moneymakers, and strike a deal with the devout.

Theme song and opening background music by seven, closing background music by cody.no.name, closing song is Calling by Laura Helde.

In this Bonersode I bust bitcoin boaters and battery burglars.

Bonersode theme by totalsecond, background music is from Star Fox on the SNES, closing song is Demons by The National.

In this Bonersode I charge my car, map some homes, and burn through the HOA budget.

Bonersode theme by totalsecond, background music by Henrik, closing song is Doo Wacka Doo as performed by the Paul Whiteman Orchestra.

In this Bonersode I put my son to work.

Bonersode theme by totalsecond, background music is from the video game Portal 2 by Valve, closing song is Working Class Hero by John Lennon.

In this Bonersode I lower some Amazon lockers from a helicopter and harness the power of poop.

Bonersode theme by totalsecond, background music and closing song is In a Dream by johnny_ripper.

In this episode I get out the vote, wreck some homes with x-rays, and get some vitamin D on my B-hole.

All music by seven.

In this Bonersode I essentially destroy a house.

Bonersode theme by totalsecond, opening background music by seven, closing song is My Neighbor by Wye Oak.

In this Bonersode I stop golf club members from diving and show boating.

Bonersode theme by totalsecond, opening background music by Henrik, closing song is Breathing Underwater by Metric.

In this Bonersode I woke up way too early Christmas morning for no good reason.

Bonersode theme by totalsecond, opening background music by Henrik, closing song is Deadbeat Holiday by Green Day.

In this Bonersode I sell some houses without the consent of the homeowner.

Bonersode theme by totalsecond, opening background music by seven, closing song is Another Story by The Head and the Heart.

In this episode I help tree farmers prepare for protesting party poopers, detect toilet lids left up, and pump super chilled liquefied oxygen through some pipes.

Opening song and opening background music by seven, closing song is We Can't Go Back by Luno.

In this Bonersode I recover stolen bibles and bust church goers for smoking in the bathroom.

Bonersode theme by totalsecond, background music is Chord Left by Agnes Obel, closing song is Church on Sunday by Green Day.

In this Bonersode I save the trees and reverse the beams.

Idiotic mumbling at the beginning by iregretjumping, Bonersode theme by totalsecond, background music by Henrik, closing song is Our Trees by Tegan and Sara.

In this Bonersode I put a stop to illegal bitcoin shipments, refuse to deliver until I'm fed, and remind people to put the damn toilet lid down.

Bonersode theme by totalsecond, opening background music by seven, closing song is Voodoo Lake by Lynyrd Skynyrd.

In this Bonersode I let homeowners know who poopin' and peein' out there.

Bonersode theme by totalsecond, opening background music is Toilettenspiegel by Kangaroo MusiQue, closing song is Peyote by Kinematic.

In this episode I expose some gender fraudsters, heat the streets, and protect my son from Peruvian grass.

The theme song for Another Prank Call Show is by my friend, cody.no.name, background music by seven, closing song is Two by Kinematic.

In this Bonersode I change the sheets, remove the grass, improve the home, defend my wife, and enforce temperature control.

Bonersode theme by totalsecond, opening background music by seven, closing song is Friend or Foe by Fastball.

In this Bonersode I politely ask my neighbors for some peace and quiet.

Bonersode theme by totalsecond, background music by Henrik, closing song is If You Never Got Sick by The Wallflowers.

In this Bonersode I do some more Amazon shtick.

Bonersode theme by totalsecond, opening background music by Henrik, closing song is Honey Come Home by The Head and the Heart, closing gibberish is cody.no.name.

In this Bonersode I clear up gender confusion.

Bonersode theme by totalsecond, opening background music by Henrik, closing song is Androgyny by Garbage.

In this Bonersode I reunite some natives with their sacred land.

Bonersode theme by totalsecond, background music by seven, closing song is Imagine by John Lennon.

In this Bonersode I keep the old people safe while exposing them to the internet.

Bonersode theme by totalsecond, background music by seven, closing song is Gunna Have to Drug It by seven.

In this episode I teach residents the benefits of compost toilets, genetically modify the water supply, mine for rare Earth minerals, spy on the neighborhood with high powered x-ray microphones, and so much more.

The theme song for Another Prank Call Show is by my friend, cody.no.name, Three Foot Beam by seven, closing song is The House That Leaves You Always Wanting More by Monkeyland.

In this Bonersode I drop a boat and break a brain.

Bonersode theme by totalsecond, opening background music by Henrik, closing song is Waiting for the Sun by The Jayhawks.

In this Bonersode I bust the locals for sneaking into the pool.

Bonersode theme by totalsecond, opening background music by Henrik, closing song is Anyone's Ghost by The National.

In this Bonersode I protect my cat and turn my apartment upside down.

Bonersode theme by totalsecond, background music by Henrik, closing song is Falling Upstairs by Fastball.

In this Bonersode I talk to people that care more about their precious gate than a child's joy.

Bonersode theme by totalsecond, opening background music by Henrik, closing song is If Children Were Wishes by Wye Oak.

In this Bonersode I enforce air traffic safety.

Opening comedy by Brian Regan, Bonersode theme by totalsecond, opening background music by Henrik, closing song is Jet Airliner by The Sleve Miller Band.

In this episode I parachute with a horse out of a helicopter, ban air conditioning, and install some satellite dishes for the flat Earth society.

The theme song for Another Prank Call Show is by my friend, cody.no.name, harmonica noise by Henrik, closing song is Just a Fling by The Spin Wires.

In this Bonersode I lift some fingerprints, chisel some stone, and shame the ugly houses.

Opening song by totalsecond, background music by Henrik, closing song is All Along the Watchtower by Bob Dylan.

In this Bonersode I say strange things.

Opening song by totalsecond, opening background music by Henrik, closing song is Clone by Metric.

In this episode I delete some addresses, switch residents to low flow electricity, and learn about the prostate.

The theme song for Another Prank Call Show is by my friend, cody.no.name, the awesome song played after the opening is Underground by seven, background music by Henrik, closing song is Little Liar by Roller Genoa.

In this Bonersode I exercise democracy.

Special thanks to cody.no.name for recording the hilarious introduction. He’ll make a fine fake news anchor someday.

Opening and background music is the ridiculous CNN debate theme, closing song is Ridiculous by the amazing Nellie McKay.

In this Bonersode I turn out the lights.

Opening song by totalsecond, background music by Henrik, closing song is Give Me Darkness by Leonard Las Vegas.

In this episode I do stuff with poop.

The theme song for Another Prank Call Show is by my friend, cody.no.name, background music by Henrik, closing song is Not My Problem by All My Friends Hate Me.

In this Bonersode I defend my son, and do a better job than the Postmaster General.

Opening comedy by Brian Regan, opening song by totalsecond, background music by Henrik, closing song is Please Mr. Postman by The Marvelettes.

In this Bonersode the show goes straight down the drain.

Opening song by totalsecond, background music by Henrik, closing song is IOU by Metric.

In this Bonersode I drop some classified documents, microwave some mail, complain about Game of Thrones, and hold Ira's child ransom.

Opening song by totalsecond, background music is the APCS theme by cody.no.name, closing song is Fabric of Time by Man at War.

In this episode I scout film locations for the next season of Star Trek, sweep the neighborhood with my tricorder, and protect residents from the Sun's harmful radiation.

Opening background music by Henrik, the song played after the opening and after the closing is Sexy AF by seven (thanks, seven, it’s awesome), APCS beatboxing gibberish and closing background music by my friend, cody.no.name.

In this Bonersode I man the harpoons against a fearsome sea monster.

Opening song by totalsecond, background music by Henrik, closing song is Everybody out of the Water by The Wallflowers.

In this episode I promote aquatic safety.

The theme song for Another Prank Call Show is by my friend, cody.no.name, opening vocals by Lily Jumping, background music by Henrik, closing song is Safety Belt by The Devil Music Co.

In this Bonersode I enforce pedestrian traffic laws, and waste taxpayer money.

Opening song by totalsecond, opening background music is the crappy loop I made of the Biggs re-do of Afrikaan Beat by Bert Kaempfert, closing song is Afrikaan Beat by Bert Kaempfert.

In this Bonersode I protect my son from harmful medical science.

Opening song by totalsecond, opening background music by cody.no.name, closing background music by Henrik, closing song is Always by I Fight Dragons.

In this episode I revolutionize the office work space, fight climate change, and suffer a show hijacking at the hands of Olga.

The theme song for Another Prank Call Show is by my friend, cody.no.name, opening background music by Henrik, closing song is Blow Your Ashes Away by Studio in the Sticks.

In this Bonersode I Google some things, and obsess on some things.

Opening song by totalsecond, opening background music by Henrik, closing background music by cody.no.name, closing song is Meow Meow by Simon The Magpie.

In this Bonersode I recover Old Glory, and pointlessly lob PLA references at a wrong number.

Opening song by totalsecond, opening background music by cody.no.name, closing song is Where Is My Mind? by The Pixies.

In this episode I predict the future of Amazon delivery, and demand compensation from a crazy cat lady.

The theme song for Another Prank Call Show is by my friend, cody.no.name, opening background music by Henrik, closing song is Meanwhile by Roller Genoa.

In this Bonersode I track my neighbors and my packages.

Opening song by totalsecond, background music by cody.no.name, closing song is Caring is Creepy by The Shins.

In this Bonersode I help land a space shuttle and attempt to get some sleep.

Opening song by totalsecond, opening background music by cody.no.name, closing song is On a Slow Night by Metric.

In this Bonersode I just want my socks back.

Opening jingle thing by Chris B, opening song by totalsecond, background music by cody.no.name, closing song is The Birds and the Bees by Jewel Akens.

In this episode I map some houses, run some hoses, and corral some horses.

The theme song for Another Prank Call Show is by my friend, cody.no.name, closing song is Nancy I Need to Borrow Your Car by Some Stupid Piece of Shit.

In this Bonersode I try once more to fulfill the wish of a dying child, and I reassure people that Big Brother will keep them safe.

Opening song by totalsecond, background music by cody.no.name, closing song is The Malcontent (The Modern World) by Fastball.

In this Bonersode I try to save the HOA some money, and I say mean things to hair salon customers.

Opening song by totalsecond, background music by cody.no.name, closing song is Disconnected as covered by The Goo Goo Dolls.

In this episode I spread corporate tyranny, bust residents for harboring expired food, and get caught in the crossfire of battling AIs.

The theme song for Another Prank Call Show is by my friend, cody.no.name, closing song is Hang Up by Ben Drake.

Opening song by totalsecond, opening background music by cody.no.name, closing song is Telephone Calls by Fastball.

In this episode my show is hijacked by a Phone Loser, I give the Schultz campaign a boost, and weird noises come out of my face.

The theme song for Another Prank Call Show is by my friend, cody.no.name, closing song is Sad Robot by Pornophonique.

In this episode I save money on my electricity bill, conquer my fear of bees, and make a dying boy’s wish come true.

The theme song for Another Prank Call Show is by my friend, cody.no.name.

In this episode I help build the wall, start a draft for the neighborhood watch, and speak verrrrryyyy sloooowlllyyyyy.

The theme song for Another Prank Call Show is by my friend, cody.no.name.

In this episode I do my best to save the postal service, my gender is called into question, and Olga can’t stop pooping.

The theme song for Another Prank Call Show is by my friend, cody.no.name.

In this episode I promote cultural diversity, sellout to a certain online retailer, and spread the gospel according to Sleve.

The theme song for Another Prank Call Show is by my friend, cody.no.name, closing song is Another Song by Saint Anyway.

In this episode we request a military escort from a hooker, make dogs howl at the moon, and take on corporate tyranny with good old fashion democracy.

The theme song for Another Prank Call Show is by our friend, cody.no.name, closing song is Good Night Heart by My Bubba.

In this episode we paint our apartment with pens, talk to an elderly meth addict, and scrape some DNA off doorknobs.

Theme song by cody.no.name, all other music by Henrik.

In this episode we draw once more from the well of pranking hair salon customers, attempt to convince women of false pregnancies, fail at making men question their sexuality, and set a personal record for awkward pauses.

Theme song by cody.no.name, all other music by Henrik.

In this episode we make a cancer patient sing, ruin a child's yearbook photo, and fertilize a flower bed.

All music by cody.no.name.

In this episode our comedic aspirations are destroyed, we get medical advice from a diner employee, and frog people run an escape room.

Opening song is Burn by Room For A Ghost, closing song is Zephyr by Silicon Transmitter, all other "music" by Henrik.

In this episode we get time travel advice from a convenience store clerk, destroy an author's career, turn an apartment into an eco-friendly money-maker, and lots more.

Opening song is The Hunger Artist by Circus Homunculus, closing song is Lullaby for Binary Sleep by Expendable Friend.